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Adult website and period tracker
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baristas deserve 100 dollars per hour
there’s a whole culture of mostly white women whose entire personality is “Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee or ill kill you” and a barista’s job is to deal with those people before they’ve had their coffee
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LMAO this is so funny ♡♡
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I don’t think I could create a better visual representation of depression with adhd if i tried.
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sensitive white boy hears the slow rain and thunder intro to his lofi hiphop track and remembers the girl he used to smoke weed wjth
hardened white boy does this and he doesnt remember anything. god. he doesnt remember anything
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“gender envy or attraction?” both. i want to be him AND i want to fuck him.
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and on the sixth day god created the gas station convenience store refrigerated beverage section
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fucking hate it when people ask what my hobbies are/what i do for fun idk dude i like standing in the river
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there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN
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you guys think they found bikini bottom and spingledoob and putrack are goofy goobering all over the place
found a fuckkng fake fan…. their names are Spongebob and Patrick and they dont ‘goofy goober’ they 'suck & fuck’…… watch your ass alright?
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